If I Were a Stalker, Tony Tost Would Run

Hah ho! You wanna see something funny? Go here! I just made some crazy funny slogans. Here are a few of them:

For 'brock' (in honor of scott):
- "It takes a tough man to make a tender brock."
- "Brock tested, mother approved."

For 'sharkie':
- "Every kiss begins with Sharkie."
- "Make it a Sharkie night."

And for the absolute funniest ones, there are so many! 'tony tost':
- "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tony Tost?"
- "I wish they could all be Tony Tost girls."
- "All you add is Tony Tost."
- "Happiness is Tony Tost-shaped."
- "You deserve a Tony Tost today."
- "Don't be vague. Ask for Tony Tost."
- "You can't top a Tony Tost."
and my favorite one: "Splash Tony Tost all over."

Gosh! This program even knows how much funnier things are when you throw in a Tony Tost reference!!
Please, enjoy yourselves.