"Greater love hath no one than he who calls at four in the morning to help his friends with math homework."
Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in. Scott McFarlane wins the Best Human Being in the World Award for his congeniality and willingness to help me do math over the phone at 4am his time.
I'd venture to say I'm loved more than anyone in the world.
I love you, Scott. (I only missed 9 this time. The fourth time.)