I haven't done these in a while because I've decided they're stupid. But being an English major, I love anything that asks me for adjectives, nouns, pronouns, subjunctive clauses, whatever (I used to adore Mad Libs) so here I go:

1. Using one adjective, describe your current living space.
amiable

2. Using two adjectives, describe your current employer.
cheap, devious

3. Using three adjectives, describe your favorite hobby/pasttime.
oneiric, mindless, insouciant

4. Using four adjectives, describe your typical day.
long, uncomfortable, jam-packed, lugubrious

5. Using five adjectives, describe your ideal life.
alpenglow, honey'd, felicitous, godly, meaningful


And one adjective to describe the adjectives I just chose.
Pretentious