Lolly: Did you know the Vegetarians are coming to school?!
Me: Do you mean the Veterans?
Upon finding her first cut lock of hair in her baby book:
Fifi: There's a sample of my DNA in there.
After watching our wedding video, Lolly announces loudly, in public: Mum and Dad made a love movie and we watched it! Ew!
When I'm Eighteen
Fifi: When I move out, I won't ever need to rent a house. If all goes according to plan, I'll be living in the White House.