You know we've entered the Geek Age when you have serious nightmares about computer viruses.

If I knew how to create viruses, and I were asshole enough to do so, I'd now have an idea for an absolutely genius one that would completely destroy your harddrive. (Two d's?) But I'll say no more, I don't want any virus-jerks out there to get any ideas. Let's just say I woke up in a sweat.