1. Quotes by Dr. MacRae...
....on the Creation:
"God said, 'Let there be light.' ... Shazzam! That's pretty spiffy."
"The emperor has now been identified as naked. And unattractive."
....on the Renaissance:
"Sprezzatura. Say it with me. Sprezzatura. You need to use your hands! It's Italian!"
....on the Puritans:
"Sex. Sex. Sexsexsexsexsexsexsex."
2. You know how English professors are often very old ladies? I saw one of the old lady English professors today walking around in a big over-sized Rolling Stones t-shirt.