Ahem, hem, hem. Pay attention ladies and gentlefolk, if you will.

I have an announcement to make.

Lori and I have moved our planned wedding date forward to the 18th of September, 2004.

I'd like to take this opportunity to say "Yay!". I'm getting married to the most beautiful, funny, intelligent girl anyone anywhere has ever met/seen/known. That's Lori, btw. Not my other wives.

Well, I'm off to a gig. It is the wonderful Heraldo Beige. Have fun :).