Ok, so it's late. What were you expecting? Promptness from me?
I shall describe the evening.
A table, set for two, lit only by scattered candles, overshadowed by two tall stems of oriental lilies, freshly bought that day, with the melodies of Mozart softly playing in the background.
Peppered sirloin steak (sauted with green peppers and onion), accompanied by carrot, avacado, potatoes mashed in their skins and lemon butter asparagus, followed by miniature pancakes with strawberry and cream yoghurt.
The evening was completed by a viewing of that classic film, Gone With The Wind. Clark Gable has never been so dashing, Vivien Leigh never more beautiful.
And I even prepared almost the whole meal (Lori did the asparagus, I wasn't keen on it). Other than that, I'm smooooooooooooooth, ladies and gentlemen.