On a lighter note,
Things I Must Exchange When I Move to Britain
1. Old Navy for H&M
2. Fast acceleration for great gas mileage
3. Thai food for Indian
4. Tank tops for sweaters. (Excepting two weeks in July)
5. Tumble dryers for clotheslines
6. Target for IKEA
7. Singlehood for marriage.
The word marriage makes me think of a diaper. Something about the onomatopoeia of the noun.
I love my future husband.