When I move to Scotland, I'm going to become a hipster and start hanging out in Glasgow at all the hipster cafes and pubs with people like Stu Murdoch of Belle & Sebastian. I'm going to get a job somewhere that books bands to get in on all the cool happenings in Scotland, and then I'll start going to parties with famous Scottish hipsters. And I'll bring my drooling husband along with me, and he'll hide behind me, holding on to the hem of my ultra-cool top, and ask me to introduce him to everyone.
I could live like a hipster and still feel good about myself. Scarves and neck ribbons, here I come.