Fake Scots Suck
So I had a ticket for this Robert Burns Night - Banquet and Ceilidh (sp?). I paid $22 for it. As much as I'd like to go into all the gory details, I'm sick of telling about it. Let's just say I didn't wear a kilt OR a velvet evening gown. And lets also add that nobody would let me sit at their table. So when the presentation of the haggis commenced I was without a seat to take so I left. Left the haggis, the Scotch, the turnips, and all the old American-Scottish bastards to their bagpipes and tartans. Left my $22 ticket, too. That's what pissed me off most.