Thursday, May 28, 2015

For Posterity: Kids Say the Darndest Things Part 2

It Is Your Destiny
When trying to use the word "destiny" in a sentence:
Fifi: You know, like, "it's your destiny", like "It's my destiny to be President."

It's All a Lie
Lolly: I know the tooth fairy isn't real.
A few moments later...
Lolly: Since I know it's not real, can I get two dollars?

Lolly: Mummy, are we white or black?... I was jus' wondering.

Laughing Gas
At the dentist, getting a cavity filled:
Fifi: I feel funny. My brain has gone astray.

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