Monday, April 20, 2009

I Know I'm In Arkansas When...

I can walk only 200 yards down the road and find a pasture full of donkeys.

I drive over a three-foot long snake in the road.

I pass a petrol ("gas") station advertising "Live Bait Sold Here!".

I see an auto dealer advertisement on television, promising to care so much for you he'd "wrassle a gator".

I get caught behind a pick-up truck on over-sized wheels, displaying the words "Slingin Taters" in air-brushed blue paint across the tail gate and a large plastic scrotum dangling from the fender.

... all in the same day.

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